In the opening teaser of this episode, we are at Metropolis University at night in the dorms. Lois is drinking up shots of alcohol with a football player to see who can drink the most. They are surrounded by students throwing money on the table for playful bets. Lois continues to drink up the alcohol as if it was apple juice. Coop is winding down and suddenly a senior star tailback, Geoff Johns, pulls the glass out of Coop’s hand and asks him what is he doing and tells him physicals coming up. Coop says he doesn’t care. Lois is getting annoyed and says, “Stop stalling, let’s go. Drink up or pay up.” When they drink one more shot, Coop crashes to the floor losing the game. The crowd cheers as Lois picks up the money into her hands and asks who is next!

Later, as Lois is leaving the building, she is confronted with Coop again and he wants to play another game where they can both win and comes on to her asking for a kiss. She responds, “I’ve got a game for you, Football. It’s called hide and go seek. You hide and I’ll count to a billion.” Coop continues after her as she continues to walk away. He was about to grab her shoulder but was faced with Lois’ fist clocking him in the jaw. As he tries to grab her again, Lois spin-kicks her heel into his solar plexus making him fall to the ground. Lois walks away and as Coop stands up, he is faced with a car right at him. A man, Gary Bergen, walks out of the driver’s side and looks at Coop and says, “We need to talk, Coop.

The next morning, we are brought to Lois’ dorm room where she is on her bed sleeping in her outfit from the night before. It is morning and suddenly she hears a pounding noise at the door. She says, “Go away, God,” but the pounding continues to be louder. She gets to her feet to open the door and is faced with two uniformed campus cops. Lois asks for an aspirin. Officer Stallings tells her that there’s been a report that she was involved in an altercation last night with a Dave Cooper. She responds, “If altercation is defined as “jock attacks, and I knock the wind out of him,” I confess.” Lois is stunned when the officer tells her that the Dave is paralyzed and that she was under arrest.

Clark meets Coach Calloway, Head Coach for Metropolis University Football Team. He calls Clark “The Golden Arm of Kansas.” He actively recruits Clark to come to Met U and win a National Championship. Coach C gives Clark a Blue Jersey (the Met U Colors) with the Number 8 on it.

Clark has a “mentor” to show him around the school by the name of Geoff Johns. (Comic Book Fans will get the “joke”). Then Clark meets Gary Bergen of Bergen Cadillac who’s part of the Bulldog Booster Club. Gary slips Clark a wallet into Clark’s jacket. Clark looks inside the wallet and it contains hundred-dollar bills. Geoff says “Consider it spending money…A winning college football team is big business…”

The next time we see Coach Calloway is after a tragic accident involving a hot tub and alcohol. Clark and Lois are on the scene. Lois questions the Coach as to his whereabouts at the time of the mishap. In typical Lois fashion, she gets under the Coach’s skin. The Coach pulls Clark aside and tells him he can’t tell Clark how to pick his friends, but Lois appears to be trouble. Clark tells him, "I’ve kind of figured that out.”

Marcus, a nerdy type, shows up at Geoff’s dorm and needs to speak with him. They go into another room. Clark uses his super-hearing to listen to the conversation. There’s a discussion of urine samples being as pure as the Pope’s (Not Clark’s Sample BTW). Later, Lois corners Marcus for Info on Geoff, but Geoff shows up and turns the tables on her (Geoff has the power to paralyze with a touch).

Geoff then leads him into a living room filled with hot sorority sisters standing around a huge cake in a shape of a football with “Clark Kent, We Want You” frosted on top. All of them smiling seductively at Clark.

One of the young gals, Ashley, steps toward Clark with a slice of moist cake in her hand and tells him that they found out his favorite flavor was chocolate and made a cake for him. Clark grins and told them they didn’t have to do that. Ashley then moves a spoonful of cake towards Clark’s lips and says, “Anything we can do to help you commit to Met-Y, Clark.” Clark accepts the cake that is being erotically fed to him. As Ashley puts the spoon in her mouth licking the leftover frosting, Geoff tells Clark not to eat too much as Bergen wants to take them out for steaks after a meeting with the Coach.

Ashley then asks if he wants a tour of the house then. She grabs Clark’s hand as another sorority sister, Michelle, takes the other. Geoff gives the ok and says that they have time. The two girls lead him to the stairs. As for their final stop, they went to a bedroom of the sorority house. They closed the door behind them. Clark sees two twin beds and asks if they are roommates. Ashley says no and that her roommate is visiting her boyfriend, Coop, at the hospital. Michelle then says, “Clark, from what we hear, not only do you have an incredible arm, you’ve got great hands. Ashley then kisses Clark while Michelle nibbles his neck as they fall down on the bed. Hmmm, menage a trios on the horizon? The gals are now on top of Clark and as they begin to unbutton their tops. Suddenly, they hear a bump sound in the closet and look at the door.

Clark eyes the closet door and uses his x-ray power to see a person with a book in hand. He then tells the girls to wait and check. When he goes to the closet door and swings it open, he sees LOIS! Clark then slams the door shut and just tells the girls it was just sweaters that fell over. He then asks for a drink and Ashley goes to get him one leaving Clark and Michelle alone. Clark thinks fast and says he is hungry and Michelle sighs and leaves to get him something. Lois then bursts out of the door and says she needs air. Clark asks her what is she doing here and Lois responds, “I’d ask you the same thing, but through the crack of the door, it seems fairly obvious, Hef.”

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he teaser starts with Lois in a Metropolis University dorm with an inebriated football player named Coop. He's wearing Met-U boxers. Lois and Coop are going to have a drinking game, to see who can out-drink the other. Lois warns him he's not playing with Susie Sorority here, and he tells her to stop talking and start drinking. Lois slugs down her drink like apple juice. Coop winces. "What's the matter? Need a cracker to keep it down?"
- Another football player enters the room. He's the charismatic senior star tailback of the team, and his name is Geoff Johns. We're wondering if this name is going to stay, and if he does, we wonder if this guy knows the Flash.
- As Lois and Coop leave, Coop says "I've got another game for you," and wants a kiss. Lois says "I've got a game for you, Football. It's called hide and go seek. I'll hide, and you count to a billion." Coop still tries to go after Lois, and she hits him. Hard. But soon after Lois leaves him, Coop is approached by someone else and presumably attacked. Who? That would ruin the episode, wouldn't it?
- Clark is visiting Metropolis University and meets Geoff Johns and two of the school's sorority girls. As he's getting a tour, guess who is hiding in the closet? Yep, Clark's favorite person... Lois!
- There's a scene of Clark playing football alongside the Metropolis Bulldogs with Geoff & co. The coach, Calloway, gives Clark a blue and white jersey, and says "I'm sure you'll make the right decision." Guess they want to recruit Clark?
- A police officer comes to Lois's dorm at 7 in the morning. She's under arrest.
- There is a tragedy that happens involving a hot tub and alcohol, and the coach is nowhere to be found. Lois introduces herself as "the patsy being framed for what happened to Coop."
- Clark apologizes for Lois's behavior. "She's been under a lot of stress lately." Lois tells him no, that's not it. "Stress is when you get stuck in traffic, or have a midterm for a class you've never been to. I'm under arrest."
- "That young lady seems like trouble," Coach Calloway tells Clark, who is trying to calm things down.
- Geoff Johns and a friend of his named Marcus meet privately, and something is said about Geoff's urine sample being "as pure as the Pope's."
- Lois and Chloe decide to investigate. Lois comes to Marcus and asks if "anyone knows where to get some clean number-one around here." *Sigh* Lois. How we missed her.

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